Sunday, March 01, 2009

It's Martini Time


video

Hi everyone! Hope your Sunday is going well. I'm both happy and sad to report that Baby Grouchie once again made it onto Pink Is The New Blog holding a Harvey Milk postcard on the night of the Academy Awards. Once again, he's acting out -- drinking, clubbing, and even smoking sometimes. And he thinks he's a celebrity now so rehab will have to be some bullshit expensive place like Promises which his mommy cannot afford. Alas, the trials . . . Happy Sunday!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Twinkies!!!! Available in aisle two at you local Krogers!!! Look for the fabulous Ten-for-Ten Sale!!! on Twinkies!!!--Mr. Whipple and Artie the bagger

Anonymous said...

Martini & Rossi on the rocks, oh yeaah!--Burt Bacharach

Anonymous said...

I (hic) I (hic)... I love (hic)this this vid(hic)...vid, vdi video(hic)--Foster Brooks

Anonymous said...

My name is Pussy Galore.--Honor Blackman

Anonymous said...

It's time to swing!!!!--Frank Sinatra

Anonymous said...

Where's the swing?--Dean Martin

Anonymous said...

We're out of cigarettes!!! It's Lent!!!--Rowan and Martin

Anonymous said...

Hey Pussy, I'd like to see ya smoke on my swing!!!-Jerry Lewis

the walking man said...

To make a martini:

Place ice chip on tongue, take a sip directly from the vermouth bottle

Do not swallow

Gulp from the vodka bottle swallowing as you go.

Eat olive with a debonair flair.

jodi said...

Dolly, My 'perfect' martini is this: take 'good' vodka out of freezer and pour into martooni glass carefully, so as not to bruise the vodker. 'Threaten' the glass with vermouth. Do not add food items as it slows down the drinkin' process. Enjoy! P.S. I've been told the 'perfect' martini must be made with er, less clothing on and sipped from the navel..... xoxoxo PP.SS. Is keeping your twinkies fresh anything like keeping your motor clean? Just askin... xoxo

Scott said...

Michelle,

Nice video! I'm not sure what's more educational...how to make a martini or how to keep my twinkie fresh. :)

Anonymous said...

is porn the only winner during credit crunch?

Anonymous said...

Any idea how credit crunch affected porn?