Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Caller From Detroit



Working hard on How To Own and Operate A Haunted House -- it's coming together, but like any writing, that means a lot of work. Today I leave you with two lists -- things that are annoying me and things I am enjoying. Please feel free to add input!

Annoying
Carrie Prejean - - can someone yank her sorry ass off television? Please? I'm sick to death of her claiming that she's being targeted because of her beliefs. She's bitchy, self-righteous, and self-serving (and don't think I don't have all those flaws, I do at times. But I'd like to think I'm not a hypocrite which is the worst criticism I can lob at her). I don't care that she wrote a book, goody for her. I respect her right to free speech and her opinions, however ill-informed and comical (ie, I don't think the Bible preaches against breast implants -- I'll counter with my own favorite Bible verse, Jesus wept.) I'd love to see her "solo sex tape" though. My body is a temple, she writes. A temple that does bad, bad things for her then-boyfriend, apparently. On film. Several times. Genius move. Now there's a story I'd read. Love that she tried to storm off during the caller from Detroit on Larry King Live last night. Go Detroit!

People maligning and/or defending Taylor Swift -- she seems perfectly capable of defending herself. The Kayne West jokes made in her honor are as stale as stale can be. As for the sour grapes about her winning awards at nineteen, come on, live with it. She's freakishly tall and can probably kick ass.

Enjoying
Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew -- Dr. Drew is back with a crew worthy of the title! Drama, depression, sexual abuse, and lots of strange dark humor.

Soapilla cheesecake -- made by my dear Angela, this dessert is the end of all desserts. To Lana and Chris -- I agree, viva la cheesecake, indeed! Recipe tomorrow, darlings. It's so so so good.

Benedictions and Maledictions
Happy Thursday!

4 comments:

Whitenoise said...

I had to google Carrie Prejean to understand who you were talking about. Maybe I should watch more tv...

the walking man said...

Nothing wrong with a lot of masturbation. Nothing wrong with a lot of masturbation filmed multiple times for boyfriends she really loved at the time she was masturbating. Nothing wrong with a lot of masturbation filmed multiple times for boyfriends she really loved at the time she was masturbating that are suddenly *discovered* and used by the defendants to settle a lawsuit.

Everything wrong with a lot of masturbation. Everything wrong with a lot of masturbation filmed multiple times for boyfriends she really loved at the time she was masturbating. Everything wrong with a lot of masturbation filmed multiple times for boyfriends she really loved at the time she was masturbating that are suddenly *discovered* and used by the defendants to settle a lawsuit. Which then is used to promote a book not worth reading without the publicity.

Her teenage masturbation has turned her into just another publicity whore. Just like her hero Sarah Palin who is a political whore who sold herself way before she ever gained office.

Anonymous said...

Annoying

Michelle goes all sex-bitchy over cute, popular media-chicks.

Enjoying

Michelle's sexy cyber photos.

Charles Gramlich said...

Yeah, I'm pretty tired of Prejean and really really tired of Kanye west, jokes or whatever.