Thursday, November 12, 2009
The Caller From Detroit
Working hard on How To Own and Operate A Haunted House -- it's coming together, but like any writing, that means a lot of work. Today I leave you with two lists -- things that are annoying me and things I am enjoying. Please feel free to add input!
Carrie Prejean - - can someone yank her sorry ass off television? Please? I'm sick to death of her claiming that she's being targeted because of her beliefs. She's bitchy, self-righteous, and self-serving (and don't think I don't have all those flaws, I do at times. But I'd like to think I'm not a hypocrite which is the worst criticism I can lob at her). I don't care that she wrote a book, goody for her. I respect her right to free speech and her opinions, however ill-informed and comical (ie, I don't think the Bible preaches against breast implants -- I'll counter with my own favorite Bible verse, Jesus wept.) I'd love to see her "solo sex tape" though. My body is a temple, she writes. A temple that does bad, bad things for her then-boyfriend, apparently. On film. Several times. Genius move. Now there's a story I'd read. Love that she tried to storm off during the caller from Detroit on Larry King Live last night. Go Detroit!
People maligning and/or defending Taylor Swift -- she seems perfectly capable of defending herself. The Kayne West jokes made in her honor are as stale as stale can be. As for the sour grapes about her winning awards at nineteen, come on, live with it. She's freakishly tall and can probably kick ass.
Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew -- Dr. Drew is back with a crew worthy of the title! Drama, depression, sexual abuse, and lots of strange dark humor.
Soapilla cheesecake -- made by my dear Angela, this dessert is the end of all desserts. To Lana and Chris -- I agree, viva la cheesecake, indeed! Recipe tomorrow, darlings. It's so so so good.
Benedictions and Maledictions