Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Astrological Birth Control

It's playoff time, and I know I'm in trouble when I'm sitting in my office, watching the game during class breaks. But the Pistons are pulling it through so thank the Lord. In this picture, I'm surrounded by some of my Our Bodies, Ourselves. I have vintage ones that even mention the highly dubious astrological birth control. I don't think this works, but one never knows. I used to read the section on illegal abortion techniques a lot which in some ways explains why I'm divorced. It's not really great foreplay to be totally frank. Anyway, I'll be back tomorrow!

Michelle's Spell of the Day
"I hate that we get ourselves into this bind. But that's what the Pistons do -- pull ourselves out of a corner." Chauncey Billups, Mr. Big Shot

Cocktail Hour
Drinking memoir suggestion: The Wolf at the Table Augusten Burroughs

Benedictions and Maledictions
Happy Tuesday!


Anonymous said...

Go Wings! JLCGULL is with you! Beat the Avs on their own ice! Watch out for Forsberg if he's in uniform. He's tough. Contain!!!! Go Winged Wheelers!!!!--JLCGULL

Cheri said...

Right now I'm reading Magical Thinking and it's some of the funniest stories I have ever read.

We watched Hell's Kitchen instead of the game- the bunny ears couldn't get the channel in.

the walking man said...

Yo Adrien! I guess you got to find your distractions where you will.

"She let's loose all the horses while the corporal is asleep"
Cool For Cats

Don't know nothing, not anything that relates to zodiac birth control anyway...if it resulted in a divorce I am pretty sure it isn't as effective as other types though. *shrug*

ha ha ha ha



Anonymous said...

Wings win! Wings star #93, Johan Franzen, says, "Don't listen to anyone. Go in your house and stay there. Don't watch TV, don't read newspapers. You have to tell yourself that it's all about hard work."--JLCGULL(the Detroit Free Press contributed to this report.)

Charles Gramlich said...

I agree with the "not good foreplay" point. Total honesty is seldom a successful strategy in the world.

Cheri said...

And as for astrological birth control... moon phases? What the hell are women, tides? Gravitational points to which we draw sperm to the ovum?

Maybe that's why werewolves come out on the full moon... to impregnate...