Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Demonic Computer Is Evil!


I'm having a hellish time with my wicked blog for some reason today -- demons in the computer, etc. I'll be back at you tomorrow with some Halloween magic!

9 comments:

Scott said...

Hi Michelle!

Sorry to hear your PC is possessed. Tell those demons that the Beast said to leave at once! :)

Hope all is well with you, and we get to read some more of your writing soon. take care!

Charles Gramlich said...

Hang in there

Stormy said...

The Top 11 Signs Your Computer is Possessed

11. Instead of flying appliances, your screen saver shows horned demons torturing your applications

10. The monitor spins and spews pea soup when you access the Vatican website.

9. Bill Gates Screen Saver eyes follow your every move.

8. Keeps throwing priests out of Windows.

7. Hard disk crashes every time Pat Robertson e-mails you.

6. Green slime oozing out of keyboard again and your kid hasn't used it in weeks.

5. Tech support crew brings Norton Utilities and a crucifix.

4. The little logo on it says: "Satan Inside."

3. No matter what URL you type in, your browser opens up the www.hell.com web site.

2. Dr. Watson replaced by Dr. Kervorkian.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Computer is Possessed...

1. Contrary to the startup screen, you're fairly certain Microsoft hasn't released Windows666 yet.

Jason said...

Time for a new theme!

the walking man said...

That's it! Hip Check it off the table!

Lana Gramlich said...

If you're running XP, a major vulnerability was discovered just the other day. This virus doesn't require you to do anything more than to be online to exploit the weakness. How it didn't make headlines I don't know. We had it effect our library system, but fortunately our IT guys caught it in time & supplied us all w/the patch for it.

jodi said...

Sweety, you better watch out for poltergiests!!! That little girls voice creeped me out! Luv, Jodi xo

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laughingwolf said...

don't look back, as the saying goes....