Thursday, May 03, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mommy!


Today is Mommy's birthday, but I do not know how old she is. She tells me not to worry, that she's a young mommy and won't die soon, but I still would like to know. Anyway, I haven't been writing lately which Mommy says is natural in the early stages. She is very smart, my mommy! And probably not that old! Anyway, if I could, I would make myself small like the little grouchie in this picture and get her a cake to show her how much I love her. As it is, I am still too afraid to leave the house. I made it to the window so far. But in my little form, I can go anywhere, even to a cake store where people in aprons would ask me what I wanted. Mommy says there's a very depressing Raymond Carver story about a birthday cake that she will read to me tonight if I want. And I want! Mommy tells the best bedtime stories, usually in very clipped sentences with lots of dramatic hand gestures. I will see if I can leave the house tomorrow! Happy birthday, Mommy!

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/03/2007

    Happy Birthday Michelle Brooks.
    And keep the faith Oscar. Keep writing and don't be such a grouch. Don't isolate like we know you do when depressed Oscar. You do have to give a little piece of your heart in order to achieve anything that you love, especially in writing.
    Write well
    we all love a grouchie narrator

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  2. Anonymous5/03/2007

    I just had a birthday recently and I enjoyed it very much, except for that fight over the monopoly game. I wish you all the best, Michelle, and I also send my best regards to the little Grouchie in all his incantations! Have a happy birthday!--Tony

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  3. Anonymous5/03/2007

    Thirty-one days until the last day of the Sopranos!

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  4. Happy Birthday, Grouchie's Mommy!

    =D


    Grouchie, I have a cousin of yours that does nothing but sit and guard my bookshelf. At least you want to make it out!

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  5. Anonymous5/03/2007

    Happy Birthday Michelle from your friends in the Tar Heel State.

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  6. Happy birthday!!!!!!!

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  7. I know how old she is Grouchie...but for your reasoning on the matter let's just say she is under 100 yrs old.

    And if you want I will bring my dog, who is pictured on my blog, over and she will pick you up and carry you outside; and you would need not have any fear because she would protect you as one of her own babies,

    I know she would because when she lived in Virginia, your mother can tell you where that is, she killed a 200 pound bear protecting herself.

    The only thing is you would have to ride her the way Bob the horse,also pictured, does.

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  8. Anonymous5/03/2007

    Happi Bert Day!

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  9. Beautiful blessings for your new year, Michelle! To be doled out at just the right times, and in potent exotic manners.

    Hope you're having a lovely day.
    ~Dawn

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  10. One more Bravo to Grochie's little dream helper and a Happy Birth Day day of miracles and champagne toasts!

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