Sunday, March 01, 2009

It's Martini Time




Hi everyone! Hope your Sunday is going well. I'm both happy and sad to report that Baby Grouchie once again made it onto Pink Is The New Blog holding a Harvey Milk postcard on the night of the Academy Awards. Once again, he's acting out -- drinking, clubbing, and even smoking sometimes. And he thinks he's a celebrity now so rehab will have to be some bullshit expensive place like Promises which his mommy cannot afford. Alas, the trials . . . Happy Sunday!

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous3/01/2009

    Twinkies!!!! Available in aisle two at you local Krogers!!! Look for the fabulous Ten-for-Ten Sale!!! on Twinkies!!!--Mr. Whipple and Artie the bagger

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  2. Anonymous3/01/2009

    Martini & Rossi on the rocks, oh yeaah!--Burt Bacharach

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  3. Anonymous3/01/2009

    I (hic) I (hic)... I love (hic)this this vid(hic)...vid, vdi video(hic)--Foster Brooks

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  4. Anonymous3/01/2009

    My name is Pussy Galore.--Honor Blackman

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  5. Anonymous3/01/2009

    It's time to swing!!!!--Frank Sinatra

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  6. Anonymous3/01/2009

    Where's the swing?--Dean Martin

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  7. Anonymous3/01/2009

    We're out of cigarettes!!! It's Lent!!!--Rowan and Martin

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  8. Anonymous3/01/2009

    Hey Pussy, I'd like to see ya smoke on my swing!!!-Jerry Lewis

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  9. To make a martini:

    Place ice chip on tongue, take a sip directly from the vermouth bottle

    Do not swallow

    Gulp from the vodka bottle swallowing as you go.

    Eat olive with a debonair flair.

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  10. Dolly, My 'perfect' martini is this: take 'good' vodka out of freezer and pour into martooni glass carefully, so as not to bruise the vodker. 'Threaten' the glass with vermouth. Do not add food items as it slows down the drinkin' process. Enjoy! P.S. I've been told the 'perfect' martini must be made with er, less clothing on and sipped from the navel..... xoxoxo PP.SS. Is keeping your twinkies fresh anything like keeping your motor clean? Just askin... xoxo

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  11. Michelle,

    Nice video! I'm not sure what's more educational...how to make a martini or how to keep my twinkie fresh. :)

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  12. Anonymous1/02/2010

    is porn the only winner during credit crunch?

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  13. Anonymous1/07/2010

    Any idea how credit crunch affected porn?

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