Mommy took me for a spa treatment today! It was so invigorating that I could talk about it for weeks. See my beautiful picture in my towel! I'm watching the Pistons right now. Go Pistons! My favorite player is RIP! Mommy's favorite player was Ben Wallace last year. This year she's not sure. She loves all of them. That's Mommy -- she's a diplomat. I am still working on my manuscript about leaving the house. It's very hard to write! I'm going to go and watch the game now. xoxo, Grouchie
Love you grouchie. Hope you do better than I did. I'm back to mystery/horror, as my foray in memoir writing would have sent me running to the psychiatrist. But guess who the only shrink in town I have access to is. Right you are, groucho my boy, it's the dark haired she devil herself. She refused me service so I pretened to cry. When she approached I gave her a big wet smack and ate some people germs.
ReplyDeleteSo I may go and have a drink again sometime soon. I just won't write about it. Right away.
What's my name?
PS RIP is the man. He's the funny one in interviews. Go Pistons!
You don't drink, do you grouchie?
ReplyDeleteI also love me some RIP, Grouchie, being from Detroit and all. You are one cool little dude.
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot of strangos on this board given that it's really well written. So it goes.
ReplyDeleteso it goes.
ReplyDeleteGood spirit, Grouchie, but I hope you're not turning into a towel-head camel jockey.--Dick
ReplyDeleteOr a fag.
ReplyDeletegrouchie plainly just had bath time in heaven.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows Grouchie is an angel. He has to be! He's Michlelle's kid!
ReplyDeleteand the bath tub is most likely immaculate.
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