tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post2218460504049228187..comments2023-11-05T04:02:39.418-05:00Comments on Michelle's Spell: Happy EndingsMichelle's Spellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15769666862403600253noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-36657781846944593612009-02-25T16:52:00.000-05:002009-02-25T16:52:00.000-05:00pretty messed up story but a good read nonetheless...pretty messed up story but a good read nonetheless......i knew a guy who broke in to a massage parlor, stole their TV and shit on the floor, Jesus!!!!justinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10434853783939208630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-82205870463434500312009-02-11T21:20:00.000-05:002009-02-11T21:20:00.000-05:00Michelle, Man, poor Norm. I don't know where to s...Michelle, <BR/><BR/> Man, poor Norm. I don't know where to start. <BR/><BR/> Once again, as always, nice pic...I like the way your hair's red highlights show...oh, and your legs aren't bad either. :)Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09726570487056061877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-12920457300544527572009-02-10T21:26:00.000-05:002009-02-10T21:26:00.000-05:00Am I allowed to play with the story at all, add de...Am I allowed to play with the story at all, add details to this tale? If so, I would start with the happy ending, and then have him driving home. <BR/><BR/>While driving home, he is flashing back as he passes where each of the events in the chain occurred. When he arrives home, he walks into the bathroom of his trailer where we see a pair of dentures soaking in a glass. As he picks up the glass, we see a flashback to Norm at the funeral home. We see him by himself next to the casket. The room is empty, the others have left along with the funeral director to allow Norm to pay last respects. Norm is looking down at his father's face, and sees a glint of his father's false teeth through the incomplete closure of the mouth sutures. Norm looks around, acts, then closes the casket. Flash to present and Norm is smiling at himself in the mirror and then walks out.<BR/><BR/>Why, because life makes a guy like Norm pragmatic. A guy that is prone to streaks of misfortune like that becomes very practical over time. Look at his behavior with his meds. He could get, maybe, some small amount of relief if he took them as prescribed; but Norm knows that if he takes them in high dose for a few days once a month it will let him feel good, maybe even sleep. For a weekend, he'll be in nirvana. Any person who can show that kind of restraint given the addictive nature of codeine is a practical man.The Professorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695124510947695570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-72424638205647782242009-02-10T14:10:00.000-05:002009-02-10T14:10:00.000-05:00The diner where he loses his teeth might be a good...The diner where he loses his teeth might be a good place to start. I'm wondering, if he's eating, why did he take the teeth out? What moment and for what reason did he remove his teeth.<BR/><BR/>I'm feeling pretty bad for this guy.Charles Gramlichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02052592247572253641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-76206176074217015832009-02-10T12:53:00.000-05:002009-02-10T12:53:00.000-05:00Start with him in the dumpster. Isn't that where w...Start with him in the dumpster. Isn't that where we look for the valuable stuff we lose or throw away? What else is he looking for besides his teeth? Great story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-1442436389648773252009-02-10T12:09:00.000-05:002009-02-10T12:09:00.000-05:00MY MOTHER KEPT HER TEETH IN A PRETTY CERAMIC CONTA...MY MOTHER KEPT HER TEETH IN A PRETTY CERAMIC CONTAINER WHEN SHE LIVED IN MEXICO. SOMEONE STOLE IT BECAUSE IT WAS PRETTY. SHE GOT HER TEETH BACK BUT NOT THE CERAMIC.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-49244164636898876722009-02-10T05:29:00.000-05:002009-02-10T05:29:00.000-05:00I'd start at the end. Norm, toothless, and happy s...I'd start at the end. Norm, toothless, and happy smiling as he gets to the parking lot where his destiny leads him to his ending...<BR/><BR/>Flash back<BR/><BR/>In the massage parlor erect and being rushed to the happy ending<BR/><BR/>Flash back<BR/><BR/>Him and his old lady in the trailer splitting a handful of Oxy's which makes the previous scene all the more incredible because one would wonder how he got the erection on a bunch of Oxy's.<BR/><BR/>Flash back<BR/><BR/>Norm at the doc's getting a refill on his scrip<BR/><BR/>flash back<BR/><BR/>Toothless norm at his pappy's funeral <BR/><BR/>flash back<BR/><BR/>Norm getting the monthly bill for his lost teeth<BR/><BR/>flash back<BR/><BR/>Norm in the dumpster searching<BR/><BR/>flash back<BR/><BR/>Norm taking his teeth out and weeping in the diner booth<BR/><BR/>flash back<BR/><BR/>Norm happy and trying to figure out is he has six degrees of separation between himself and Kevin Bacon<BR/><BR/>flash back<BR/><BR/>The Earle quote.<BR/><BR/>of course the devil is in the details; as it always is eh?the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-88667105326108731472009-02-09T20:22:00.000-05:002009-02-09T20:22:00.000-05:00Hiya Hon, Poor Normie deserves a happy ending any ...Hiya Hon, Poor Normie deserves a happy ending any way he can get it! Bet Steve Earle could do a few quotes on the drinky drink! xoxojodihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798858210138821711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-41157179036245771082009-02-09T19:49:00.000-05:002009-02-09T19:49:00.000-05:00Hi de hi, Campers!Welcome to Maplin's. Don your de...Hi de hi, Campers!<BR/>Welcome to Maplin's. Don your deelybops and join us for a cuppa and some Oxycontin in the Typhoon Room. Ooooooh, who slapped your tits?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-72676918515319777992009-02-09T18:44:00.000-05:002009-02-09T18:44:00.000-05:00I've been robbed in many a massage parlor. Once in...I've been robbed in many a massage parlor. Once in a while I'd get lucky and get one with legs like yours, if you know what I mean.--Rodney DangerfieldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25133444.post-49624927321434558902009-02-09T18:31:00.000-05:002009-02-09T18:31:00.000-05:00Jesus H. Christ. Stories like this make me happy f...Jesus H. Christ. Stories like this make me happy for my current circumstances, of course!Lana Gramlichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06975996208260144558noreply@blogger.com